Do u wanna b the give-and-forgive girl? Cuz all the boys just get and forget!
Girls are like apples, the best ones are at the top. Most boys are too lazy to reach for, so they jst take those that are already on the ground, not as good but easy to get.
I wish mom had told me the same thing about guys as she did about ghosts; "Don't worry, they are all fake."
"Boys are immature, guys are jerks, gentlemen ... are rare."
"Mr. Right's coming.. but he's in Africa and he's walking!" -Oprah
"God created man before woman because you always need a rough draft."
Boys Are Like Toilets: Either Engaged, Unavailable, or Full of Crap
Boys Are Like Dogs: They Have To Be Trained
Boys Are Like Bank Accounts: Without Too Much Money, They Don't Generate Much Interest
Boys are like a peice of gum.. when they lose their flavor... you just pop a new one in!
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